No One is Safe

I've been trying to avoid using friends' and family members' facebook posts, but this one had too many errors to ignore. There are three missing apostrophes in this one.

This is a losing battle.

Brat is go well with Boar's Head Sauerkraut.
Knock is is all beef.

Tomato's

Valentine Box, Facebook Games

1. Submitted by Hailey O.

I'm Your's.

2. From Smith's Grocery Store: "Employee's Only."

3. Two from games on Facebook.
First, from "Ya!" a Yahtzee ripoff:

Simply embarrassing.

And from a darts game:

Plurals. Sheesh.

Fox 13 News (Salt Lake City)

Fox: Run by idiots.

Ron Artest

I think this moron's sweatshirt is supposed to say "Ballin'." But it is spelled "Ball'n," which would be pronounced "baln."

Two Jack's

An apostrophe can't be used to indicate a plural, even if ownership is involved. This sign should read "Two Jacks' Pizza," which would indicate a plural ownership.

Must Do's

With permission from the creator of this sign...

This is a very common mistake. But you should never use apostrophes to represent a plural.

Gas Pump

Wow. Just wow.
Pump is are not Taking Debit Card is Please fill up gas and pay in side with you are debit card OR use as credit at pump. Thank you. Sorry for inconvenius.

Double Fail

So are you saying that country boys roll by sending the message that they are incapable of using simple punctuation?